
The ultimate Christmas cracker
ππ ULTIMATE XMAS CRACKER β THE FULL WORKS! Β£150
A bumper festive selection of roasting joints AND family favourites, with accompaniments for Christmas dinner and meals throughout the holidays.
π Five joints β ONE OF EACH:
π¦ Boneless Turkey Crown β 2.5β3kg
π₯© British Beef Roasting Joint β 2kg
π· Rind-on Pork Loin Roast β 2kg+
π Gammon Joint β 1.8β2kg
π₯ Traditionally Smoked Bacon Loin Joint β 2kg
AND all these family favourites:
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4 sirloin steaks
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6 fresh chicken fillets
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1 family-sized pack of steak mince
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400g streaky bacon
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2 packs of back bacon
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12 Cumberland sausages
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12 farmhouse sausages
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24 pigs in blankets
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Lincoln chipolatas
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Sage and red onion chipolatas
π½οΈ PLUS these festive accompaniments:
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A tub of gravy granules
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Apple sauce
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Cranberry or redcurrant sauce
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Yorkshire pudding mix
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Sage and onion stuffing mix
π¨βπ³ All meat is supplied raw and ready to cook.
π¦ Accompaniment brands and packaging may vary.
Ben, your original copy mentions pork loin steaks, but they arenβt listed in these screenshots, so Iβve left them out of this version.
This Deal Includes
- 2.5-3kg fresh turkey crown
- 2kg piece of British beef
- 2kg+ rind on pork joint
- Traditionally smoked bacon loin joint
- 1.8-2kg gammon joint
- 24 pigs in blankets
- 12 Cumberland sausages
- TWO PACKS of best back bacon
- 12 farmhouse sausage.
- 4 x sirloin steaks
- 6 x chicken fillets
- Family sized pack of minced steaks
- 400g of streaky bacon
- Lincoln chipolatas
- Sage and red onion chipolatas
- Cranberry / red current sauce
- Apple sauce
- Yorkshire pudding mix
- A tub of gravy
- Stuffing mix
Add Your Pigs in Blankets

Please choose how many you would like below.
Deal Items
2.5-3kg fresh turkey crown
Fresh Boneless Turkey Crown — 2.5–3kg 🎄 A festive centrepiece with easy-to-carve turkey breast meat and no bones to work around. Perfect alongside roast potatoes, stuffing, pigs in blankets AND plenty of gravy! You’ll receive ONE joint weighing 2.5–3kg, supplied as either 1 full lobe OR a rolled double breast. Shape and appearance may vary. Approximately 10–12 servings, based on 250g of raw boneless turkey per person. Portions depend on appetites and accompaniments. Supplied fresh and raw, ready to season and roast.
2kg piece of British beef
Beef Roasting Joint — 2kg+ 🎄 A bigger joint for your festive table — perfect for a family roast with potatoes, vegetables, Yorkshire puddings AND plenty of gravy! You’ll receive ONE piece of beef weighing at least 2kg. Supplied fresh, raw and plain, ready for you to season and cook your way. Shape and the amount of fat covering will naturally vary between joints.
2kg+ rind on pork joint
Rind-On Pork Loin Roast — 2kg 🎄 A classic family roasting joint with the rind left on for crackling — perfect alongside roast potatoes, stuffing, apple sauce AND plenty of gravy! You’ll receive ONE 2kg pork loin roasting joint. Supplied fresh, raw and plain, ready for you to season and roast. Shape and the amount of fat covering will naturally vary between joints.
Traditionally smoked bacon loin joint
Traditionally Smoked Bacon Loin Joint 🎄 Bring that classic smoky bacon flavour to your festive table — perfect for Christmas dinner, Boxing Day buffets AND sandwiches! You’ll receive ONE traditionally smoked bacon loin joint. Supplied raw, ready to cook. Once cooked, enjoy hot with your favourite accompaniments, or chilled and sliced for sandwiches and festive platters. Shape and the amount of fat covering will naturally vary between joints.
1.8-2kg gammon joint
Gammon Joint — 1.8–2kg 🎄 A festive favourite for Christmas dinner, Boxing Day buffets AND those all-important sandwiches! You’ll receive ONE gammon joint weighing 1.8–2kg, supplied raw, ready for you to cook and finish with your favourite glaze. Once cooked, enjoy hot alongside your roast dinner, or chilled and sliced for sandwiches and festive platters. Shape and the amount of rind and fat covering will naturally vary between joints.
24 pigs in blankets
24 Pigs in Blankets 🎄 A Christmas dinner favourite — sausages wrapped in bacon, perfect alongside your turkey, beef or gammon! You’ll receive 24 pigs in blankets, supplied raw and ready to cook. Ideal for a bigger family feast, festive entertaining AND the Boxing Day buffet once cooked.
12 Cumberland sausages
12 Cumberland Sausages 🎄 Short, plump Cumberland sausages — perfect for a hearty Christmas breakfast, sausage sandwiches or classic bangers and mash. You’ll receive 12 sausages, supplied raw and ready to cook. A tasty addition to your festive food shop!
TWO PACKS of best back bacon
Best Select Back Bacon — 2 × 400g Packs 🎄 Perfect for Christmas morning bacon butties, full breakfasts AND Boxing Day brunch! You’ll receive TWO 400g packs — 800g in total, with approximately 8–10 rashers per pack, giving you around 16–20 rashers altogether. Packs are supplied by weight, so rasher size, thickness and count may vary. Supplied raw, ready to cook.
12 farmhouse sausage.
12 Farmhouse Sausages 🎄 A family favourite for Christmas morning breakfasts, sausage butties AND bangers and mash! You’ll receive 12 farmhouse sausages, supplied raw and ready to cook. Perfect alongside your back bacon for a hearty festive breakfast.
4 x sirloin steaks
4 Sirloin Steaks – 200–250g Each 🎄 Perfect for a festive steak night, served with golden chips, mushrooms AND your favourite steak sauce. You’ll receive 4 sirloin steaks weighing 200–250g each—a total of 800g–1kg. Supplied raw and ready to cook.
6 x chicken fillets
6 Fresh Chicken Fillets 🎄 A versatile family favourite for curries, stir-fries, fajitas AND oven traybakes. Add your favourite seasoning or sauce to make them your own. You’ll receive 6 fresh chicken fillets, supplied plain, raw and ready to cook.
Family sized pack of minced steaks
Family Sized Steak Mince – 900g–1kg 🎄 Perfect for hearty homemade meals, including spaghetti bolognese, lasagne, cottage pie AND chilli. You’ll receive 1 family sized pack weighing 900g–1kg, supplied raw and ready to cook.
400g of streaky bacon
400g Streaky Bacon 🎄 Perfect for wrapping chipolatas to make your own pigs in blankets, laying over your turkey before roasting AND serving with a hearty Christmas breakfast. You’ll receive 1 × 400g pack of streaky bacon, supplied raw and ready to cook.
Lincoln chipolatas
Lincoln Chipolatas – 1 Pack 🎄 Herby Lincoln chipolatas, perfect for festive breakfasts, party buffets AND wrapping in bacon to make your own pigs in blankets. 24–30 chipolatas per pack, supplied raw and ready to cook.
Sage and red onion chipolatas
Pork, Sage & Red Onion Chipolatas – 1 Pack 🎄 Pork chipolatas flavoured with sage AND red onion—a tasty addition to Christmas breakfasts, festive roasts and party platters. 24–30 chipolatas per pack, supplied raw and ready to cook.
Cranberry / red current sauce
Redcurrant OR Cranberry Jelly 🎄 A sweet, fruity finishing touch for your Christmas roast, festive platters AND Boxing Day sandwiches! You’ll receive ONE jar of either redcurrant jelly OR cranberry jelly. Please note: brands and packaging may vary from those pictured.
Apple sauce
Apple Sauce 🎄 A sweet, fruity favourite to accompany your roast pork, Christmas dinner AND Boxing Day cold meat platters! You’ll receive ONE jar of apple sauce — a classic addition to your festive table. Please note: brand and packaging may vary from the jar pictured.
Yorkshire pudding mix
Yorkshire Pudding Mix 🎄 Make your festive roast complete with golden Yorkshire puddings — perfect alongside your beef, turkey AND plenty of gravy! You’ll receive ONE pack of Yorkshire pudding mix. Prepare and cook following the instructions on the pack, adding any ingredients required. Please note: brand and packaging may vary from those pictured.
A tub of gravy
Gravy Granules 🎄 Give your Christmas dinner the finishing touch with a generous helping of gravy — perfect over your meat, roast potatoes AND Yorkshire puddings! You’ll receive ONE pack of gravy granules. Prepare following the instructions on the pack. Please note: brand and packaging may vary from those pictured.
Stuffing mix
Sage & Onion Stuffing Mix – 1 Pack 🎄 A classic addition to your Christmas dinner, perfect alongside roast turkey, chicken AND pork. You’ll receive 1 pack of sage and onion stuffing mix. Prepare and cook according to the instructions on the pack. Brand and packaging may vary.
Choose Your Add-On
Extra Meat!
1kg of quality Pork n LEEK sausage
1kg best thin plain pork sausage
1x 1kg pack of cotswold sausages
*4 slices of black pudding
*8 slices of black pudding
*12 slices of black pudding
*White pudding stick
3lb Black pudding stick
1kg thick best pork sausage
1kg best pork n cracked black pepper sausage
1kg pork sage n red onion sausage
3kg of sirloin steak
3kg ribeye steaks
2kg of fresh chicken fillet
1kg pack of streaky bacon
Full leg of lamb 2kg+
2 packs of mince steak
4 x packs of steak mince
2kg roast pork joint rind on
beef roasting joint 2kg-2.5kg
Smoked gammon joint 1.8-2.2kg
Gammon joint 1.8-2.2kg
Fresh turkey crown 2kg-2.5kg
Fresh turkey crown 2.5kg-3kg
Fresh xl boneless turkey crown 3-3.5kg
Thick cut SMOKED best bacon 5lb weight
Thick cut PLAIN bacon 5lb weight
beef roasting joint 1.5-2kg
12 x pigs in blankets